I don’t really know how to tell you this, I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it, when I threw up In your sock drawer in your car and I saw you sit on the catholic priest. I’m sure you are Masochistic enough to understand that your smell makes me vomit. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and your cucumber fetishism is weird.
Best of luck on your sex change,Anu
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