Time Please @ BREAK! :D


I, Queen Julian, (that's what I call myself these days :P :D) .. was tagged, begged to post (lol), by seno this lmao crap!! ... thanks seno, I really love all that it says about you! :D ..stay happy freak! (mwwwaah)

This is what I want to say...

Dear Seno,

I don’t really know how to tell you this, I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it, when I threw up In your sock drawer in your car and I saw you sit on the catholic priest. I’m sure you are Masochistic enough to understand that your smell makes me vomit. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and your cucumber fetishism is weird.

Best of luck on your sex change,

Anu
LMAO =)) :|






Was this fun or what!
I pass this tag to whoever is as bored and worthless as I am.
I hope this makes you or the person whom you are writing to happy or mad.
Peace.
Bleh! :|

Comments

Ashrita said…
LOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLL

Bechaari Seno :D
March 30, 2009 at 12:22 PM
Razzer said…
Woahhhh..info overload..
Read half.Be back to read the rest of it.
:-)
April 2, 2009 at 11:38 PM
A.prem said…
@ ASh ... :D


@ Anand. .. keep visiting ! :)
April 3, 2009 at 8:50 AM
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